"Bad Writing: Some Thoughts on the Abuse of Scholarly Rhetoric"
49 New York Law School Law Review 649 (2004-2005)
A short kvetch about the problems of scholarly writing, together with a 4-minute video, which you can see by clicking here, in which Your Author spoofs the sort of tripe against which he inveighs with all foudroyant force. Oh, and if you actually want to read the piece, help yourself right here.